July 2009
1 post
This is a PSA to all the ladies
Ok now I have sat back long enough and watched myself and friends get treated like shit by these so called “men” and I am fucking tired. I am fucking tired of hearing about how you fucking some dude, but he won’t claim you as a girlfriend or treat you as such, but you are giving him all these girlfriend benefits. BITCH stop! That is what I had to do. Because guess what? You out...
April 2009
4 posts
I hate holidays. I am not religious so a lot of the holiday madness just doesn’t do much for me. But the real reason why I hate holidays because it reminds me of how lonely I am. I don’t have anyone calling my phone wishing me a marry xmas, thanksgiving, or easter. No one is invting me to church or dinner with their family. It is just me by myself watching as everyone around...
I hate birth control and some other ramblings
I started to take my birth control again because I am having sex again regularly and I don’t want to chance it by have teh babiez. But I fucking hate birth control. It does what it says, control birth, by totally zapping my sex drive. Since I have no sex drive, I have no sex and ta-da no babies! I think the minute I slipped the birth control in my vagina (NUVA-RING WHOOP WHOOP!) I totally...
A light shining from heaven
Ok since my last post was slightly boring, I will spice it up. I’m in a writing mood. So catch me while you can.
Ladies have you ever about to hook up with someone and right before the dude pulls his dick out you pray to the Penis Gods above that the dude is packing that wang? I know I do. During the whole kissing thing I like to let my hands travel down and take a deep breath and pray. ...
Hey yo what’s up! I know how I come and give you a lil and then try to take it away. LOL. So much to blog about! I mean so much. Let’s first talk about MIAMI! I had an amazing time! I mean AMAZING! I got it in in everyway possible. I will let your own mind figure out what that is lol.
Now that spring break is over, I have to grind it out these last few weeks until my time is up...
March 2009
2 posts
. Sex
*for the squirmish this might be tmi :)*
So I’m due in Miami tomorrow afternoon and I’m freaking awesomely excited! I haven’t been in a while and I’m ready to get it in. However, I started my period yesterday :(. We have this bomb ass suite where it’s looking like we all our going to get our own space, so this would be the perfect time to hoe it up! Well, I’m...
I was gone for a minute...
Wow it’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you without a dope beat to step too.
What’s been going on out there?! I kinda missed doing this thang. This writing out my feelings and shit. What have I been up to? Man so much and so little. Where to begin? Where did I leave off? I think I stopped in August. Well let’s recap from August til now.
August 2008
So this...
November 2008
1 post
WatchSo addictive! I want puppies!
August 2008
2 posts
On a hiatus
I’m taking a break from life until October 15. That means no more personal shopping and no more writing on here.
See ya then (hopefully)!
My first M.A.C. purchase
When I was a wee bot of 17, me and this girl Zuri went to the MAC counter in Marshall Fields on State Street and asked about makeup! We asked this pretty black girl who’s makeup was applied beautifully to help two pimply teenagers out. She put foundation and blush on us and then she gave us every black girl staple-OH BABY LIPGLASS! I was hooked. Oh Baby looked so good on my lips covered...
July 2008
6 posts
Yack!
I realize that the below post I sound like some trust fund emo/hipster kid. I must kill myself.
(no i’m really not suicidal!)
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This blog is so mode, hmmm?
"You use to be so pretty.."
Lately, I have been taking a lot of shit from people. I mean a lot of shit. And guess what that shit is not sitting well with me. I am fucking angry. I’m beyond angry I’m FUCKING PISSED! I’m fucking sick of fucking people and I’m going to break all this shit down for you.
You see I am who I am. I am not about to apologize about the type of person I am. I am a beautiful...
June 2008
8 posts
HAPPY DADDY'S DAY!
I love my daddy immensely! I love love love my daddy! I would like to thank my dad for being the cool kick ass dad any girl can ask for! Thanks daddy for dropping money in my account when I frivilously spend it on clothes or booze! Thank you daddy or listening to me bitch and moan about mommy and how she can be a crazy nut! Thank you daddy for being the provider and husling to make sure us girls...
The Ghetto in Me
Hello! I am sorry I have been gone away. I soo much I want to talk about. So so so much. Summer 08 is here! Yea I am excited. The summer has kicked off to a very good start too. So many good things have been happening to me and I feel very grateful for them all. I have been also doing me so much more lately with little thought as to what people will think about me. I know you are quietly...
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“And promiscuity was an important part of my development as a woman. Promiscuity...”
– -Debauchette
May 2008
3 posts
April 2008
23 posts
Watch Heatherette for MAC LE OMG this is my favorite LE from MAC this year. Fafi really didn’t wow me. The packaging was nice, but Heatherette gave me everything I needed. My faves are: Lipglass: Style Minx and Starlet Kiss Lipstick: Hollywood Nights Heatherette Trio 2 Beauty Powder in Smooth Harmony Pink Pearl Pigment I also like the lashes too. They are so dramatic and cunty! Clicky and...
WatchPrince Radiohead “Creep” cover! TEH AWESOME! All hail the Purple One! *fixed*
I’m not ashamed anymore :p!
Threesomes
What is it about a threesome that a guy loves so much? I get the whole two bitches are all over me and over each other thing, but why must you bother me all the time about one? I just don’t get. I’m not opposed to doing the three-way. Shit I’m down. But on my terms. However, when I give out my terms I get the WTF look. My terms simple, ok you want me to get down with...
“Let your sex be your medicine and your medicine be your sex.”
– Kasia, in Zone fucking ii. (via debauchette)
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Honestly
I have never been more honest in my life than I have been in the recent months. I have started living my life with no apologies. I am who I am. Love me or hate me. I like having sex. I like to swear. I like weave. I like big boobs. I like men a lot. I like hot pink. Shit I just like bright colors. I like wearing full faces full of makeup. I like when men stare at me like they have...
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This is beyond fucked up
Now I love Slut Machine to death. I mean the bitch is funny. She also very hot. I like how she can honestly talk about banging dudes and all that. She even uses my favorite word-BANG! But this article or post she wrote on Jezebel is kind of disturbing. She didn’t tell her boyfriend of a few years that she had herpes until a few months before the broke up? Wow so freaking nasty dude. ...
This song is so like the shit!
Stress is not my cup of tea; Lindsay I love you!
I think that I am creating more stress than I neccessarily have. I am so stressed about school and money! I just want my money to be fucking right! Why is it so hard to save money in college? I have decided to stop shopping completely. I just want a dress for Love’s Alumni Graduation Party and these shoes from Alloy. I’m going to really budget my money right because I am sick of...
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