Undisclosed Thoughts

Threesomes

What is it about a threesome that a guy loves so much?  I get the whole two bitches are all over me and over each other thing, but why must you bother me all the time about one? I just don’t get.  I’m not opposed to doing the three-way.  Shit I’m down.  But on my terms.  However, when I give out my terms I get the WTF look. 

My terms simple, ok you want me to get down with another female. Cool aright find the trick. Long hair, nice skin, nice ass, and skinny.  Cool with me.  Only thing is she can’t kiss you and you can’t kiss her.  the bitch gotta leave or go sleep on the couch when we’re done.  Oh and one more thing, I wanna fuck you and one of your male friends.  Oh what is that too much?

See my terms are simple, so what’s the problem?  No, you won’t do some gay shit like be naked with another guy and let them fuck your girl.  Oh really now?  Well dipshit how the fuck you think I feel?  You really think I wanna eat another chick, watch you fuck her and suck her, and then tend to yo ass? Um no.  Stupid.  So stop asking me kai?