Undisclosed Thoughts

17/03/2009

. Sex

*for the squirmish this might be tmi :)*

So I’m due in Miami tomorrow afternoon and I’m freaking awesomely excited!  I haven’t been in a while and I’m ready to get it in. However, I started my period yesterday :(.  We have this bomb ass suite where it’s looking like we all our going to get our own space, so this would be the perfect time to hoe it up! Well, I’m one of those girls who don’t give a fuck about a little blood. I mean once you lay down the fuck towel it’s all the same shit anyway. Just don’t look down is what I say.  Well clearly I’m in the minority here.  I know very few girls who would even think about doing it and only one guy who is down for the cause.

This is always a touchy subject to bring up to a new guy I’m banging. I usually only do it with someone I’m seriously banging and not some random hoe on the streets. So when I bring it up, I always get the “Bitch are you crazy?!” look and the yucky faces and shit.  Then I have to explain to the guy that what is happening down there is natural and hey more lube right? RIGGGGHHHT? I always suggest not looking down or doing it in the shower, which is my favorite cuz I get to clean myself up immediately.

Maybe you’re wondering what is the benefits of period sex. For all my ladies who have those horrible effing cramps (like I do), it helps relieve all of that. I’m so serious.  SO SERIOUS! I know you’re wondering how can you be in the mood to do with cramps. Well I happened upon this remedy accidently when I was banging this doctor dude.  I told him I had really bad cramps and he was like ok I got something to make you feel better and he presented my his (very big) dick and proceeded to fuck my cramps away and I felt great. All that pressure that was happening in my uterus just disappeared.  So that is the greatest benefit of all to me. Another one I noticed is that I’m extra horny around this time and can usually muster up more than my usual 20 minute maximum.  Generally I get the lazies after 15 cuz let’s admit it ladies all that showing out and what not get’s annoying.  Well for me anyway.

Anywho, I think I was trying to make a point. Oh yea, so like my period came 2 weeks late which kinda pissed me off because it’s not like i’m out here having buttloads of sex so why come late period?! There is no lesson to teach me.  It just came late because I am going on vacation, thus ruining my plans of having a great time in Miami.  I can’t do period sex with a random of course cuz I’m a prude like that. I have a divacup and all but that only works on the regular sized dicks and I don’t (or atleast try) not to fuck with those anymore.  So why am I writing this? I just want to know how people feel about it. I want to know why people are against it or why the freaking love it.  Holla at me and let me know!

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